Me: (on discussing a midnight Jack in the Box run) Should we go? We should go. We should get more mozzarella sticks. I have a surplus of marinara sauce leftover from last time, so we need more mozzarella sticks.
Malinda: But... but if we go, then we'll just get more marinara sauce, and it won't solve the problem.
Me: What? No. That's bad logic.
Malinda: ...What?
Me: It's bad logic if you don't get the desired outcome.
Malinda: But... I thought the desired outcome was to get rid of the marinara sauce.
Me: No, the desired outcome is to get mozzarella sticks. God, Malinda. Your logic is terrible.
A young adult trying to figure out the whole adult thing. Delights in hot tea, good books, film cameras, gorgeously scented soaps, watercolors, warm knitted objects, and the kindness of strangers.
A young adult trying to figure out the whole adult thing. Delights in hot tea, good books, film cameras, gorgeously scented soaps, watercolors, warm knitted objects, and the kindness of strangers.
